Even more offensive? They really expect us to believe that apple wasn't already cut?
But let's stick with our Native American theme and talk about our guest star. Chief Henry is played by Dehl Berti.
He was Standing Elk, White Elk, and Black Elk.
He was Brave Bear, Bear Paw, George Running Bear, and Gray Bear.
He was Sidney Eagle, John Eagle, and Sun Eagle.
Bear wins it!
Sadly, this headband does not win.
Speaking of pathetic:
As a last note, I couldn't find any information on a Native American named Whispering Wind that could have been the inspiration for Zack's family history. I did find, however, a poem called "Whispering Wind" that was an ode to Chief Joseph. So, some connection does exist with the name. (The poem looks like it was written in the mid-2000s so I like to think that this episode inspired it.)
Feel free to share what stood out to you in the comments below.