Tuesday, March 4, 2014

SBTB 03.04 - The Game

Volleyball. Malibu Sands. Dark Sevier.

Dark Sevier? What does that mean?
Dark Sevier
That would be this guy. This guy with the tragically short pants and even more tragically short shirt. Granted, he is 6'10" and won't fit in most uniforms when hired so brashly. The tallness, however, is no excuse for the hair.

Dark Sevier tried to be an actor. Tried. You may have noticed from this episode that his performance is a little wooden. You may not have to teach seven feet in the game of basketball, but six-ten still needs acting lessons. Hollywood didn't need this guy and he didn't end up doing anything else of note.

So, what has a man named Dark done since this episode? Well, he emceed in Hawaii at the rRed Elephant in 2006 for a string of shows featuring comedy, drama, and weirdness (their words). Also, it looks like he is trying to be a photographer and filmographer. Yet, check out this insanely boring video and judge for yourself if things are working out for him. It's said he shoots from the hip so as to get more in-the-moment type shots; to catch people when they are least expecting it. Right, he's just adjusting so as to shoot on a more normal level. Good luck, Dark. May your career be better than the other guy with a similar name - Darko Milicic. That shouldn't be too hard.

Let's go polar opposite:
Ernie Sabella
Hello, Leon Carosi, you short, fat, convincing actor guy.

Ernie Sabella: You know this guy. You probably saw him in the last Malibu Sands episode and tried to place him. He's been in a ton of stuff, but you should mainly know him for two reasons. First, he is the voice of Pumbaa from "The Lion King." He and Nathan Lane team up to make one of the greatest comedic tandems in movie history. Second:
He is the naked guy on the subway on "Seinfeld." You cannot unsee this.

I'll tackle Stacey Carosi during the next Malibu Sands episode so that I don't overload you with person after person since there have been fewer production gaffs as the series matures.

Then again, how do you explain this?
Standing that close to the net, Tad should not have been beaned and defaced in such a way. Not unless Zack has such wicked spin on his serves. I don't think he does. Sorry Tad. You got served? (Nope, I couldn't commit to that slight.)

Feel free to share what stood out to you in the comments below.